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If no appendages are freezing or sticking together, and no genitalia or mammary glands are swinging around in plain view, then the objective of clothing has been met. A “normal” person will employ various indirect and duplicitous methods to create a false impression of attractiveness.

INTJs are incapable of placing appearance above function. They are widely recognised as superior marriage material: intelligent, dependable, honest, and handy around the house and not the least bit overbearing.

Generally, determining if you have this temperament type is easily shown by answering this question: You walk into a room and see a picture hanging crooked. FASCINATION WITH GADGETS To the INTJ, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) Things that need to be fixed, and (2) Things that will need to be fixed after you’ve had a few minutes to play with them. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

Ponder the situation’s metaphoric symbolism on the humanitarian situation in Syria, and then write a poem about it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.

REWARD: A certificate of appreciation in a handsome plastic frame.

Being pragmatic people, INTJs mathematically evaluate this balance of risks and rewards and decide that risk is not a good thing.

Attempting to understand these rare abstract thinkers – the computer programmer, physicist, mathematician, and philosopher – is like trying to study the mating rituals of three-toed sloths at your local zoo. “Normal” people expect to accomplish several unrealistic things from social interaction: * Stimulating and thought provoking conversation; * Important social contacts; * A feeling of connectedness with other humans.

No INTJ can take a shower without wondering if some sort of Teflon coating would make showering unnecessary.

While it’s true that most “normal” people would prefer not to date an INTJ, most normal people harbour an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing Bill Gates-like children who will have high-paying jobs long before losing their virginity.

Male INTJs reach their peak of sexual attractiveness later than most “normal” men, becoming irresistible erotic dynamos in their mid-thirties to late forties.

No illness or distraction is sufficient to get the INTJ off the case.

These types of challenges quickly become personal – a battle between the INTJ and the laws of nature.

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